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Warrior’s Prayer

Mother Ship — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 20:01:34 +0000

Gods Of War I Call You

My Flag Is By My Side
I Seek A Life Of Honor in a New House, for a While
I Will Color The Desk With A Red Fur and Flag
Cover Me With Kisses If I Should Ever Fail
Glory Victory Unity

Hail Hail Hail

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The Warrior has 7cm tall, 11 with the flag, and you can have him on your desk for 45 lei.

Beginner Gladiator

Mother Ship — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 07:17:28 +0000

- Straight in your eye, George, that’s right, straight in your eye, your only eye. 25 classes of “How to Throw the Bludgeon” and that’s all you can?!

I am George the Gladiator: I’m 8cm tall, my bludgeon is 2cm and a half. You can see me throwing my bludgeon for 65 lei. And another thing: I can black out in any color you like.

Beginner Gladiator is a limited series handmade toy and there are only 10 of them.

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Octopus my Ass

Mother Ship — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 19:20:51 +0000

- I woke up in the morning and I couldn’t find anything to wear, man! My girlfriend dumped me and nobody done my laundry… so I had to put on something, this kind-of-shirt that I found under other stuff in my bedroom. Yep… I have to find quickly a new girl, otherwise all my guys will laugh out loud.. I don’t even look like an Octopus.

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If you can live with him wearing this shirt, I can convince him to come to you for 35 lei / 10 E / 16 $. The shirt is 5cm tall, handmade and waterproof.

Darwin Sucks

Mother Ship — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 14:04:14 +0000

- It’s not my fault for looking like this. A bad m..f.. told me this is because of my family tree, but none of my relatives had fuchsia ass, like mine.

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You can see my fuchsia ass for 35 lei / 10 E / 16 $. I’m 2cm tall, 7cm long and I have pink eyes.