Urban
Blinking Contest
- I’m tough, I have strong pupil, I have strong eyelid, I have strong neck, I have…
- I’m tougher than my bro, I was the thirst born, my mom loves me much, I …
- I am scared, those two freaks are too strong for me, I thing I piss my pants..
I don’t know which one has the biggest score, but I can tell you that they are unique in their way, ’cause they are handmade, 4cm broad and 8cm tall. They can blink for you for 40 lei / 12E / 18$
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Octopus my Ass
- I woke up in the morning and I couldn’t find anything to wear, man! My girlfriend dumped me and nobody done my laundry… so I had to put on something, this kind-of-shirt that I found under other stuff in my bedroom. Yep… I have to find quickly a new girl, otherwise all my guys will laugh out loud.. I don’t even look like an Octopus.
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Nevermind the Axe
- It’s not what it seems…really! As I stood relaxed on my hammock, drinking a light cocktail, a Stupid..sorry, a beautiful color parrot flew over. And, of course, ‘painted” me with his colorful poop. I kind of got annoyed. Now I am chill.
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I Monster, You Duck
- Come from Mars, find duck cute, me love duck, it no talk, me sad, me friend duck, come on my ship, me give duck green stuff for eat good?
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Cloud for Sale
- This is not an Eco message, I just wanna help fellows with hangover that feel too thirsty in the morning.
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I Can See my House from Here
- C’mon, man, stay still! Next time I’ll stay for you!
- Your foot is on my eyelid, you mauve stressing thing.. If only I had a mouth, I would bite your sorry ass.
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Darwin Sucks
- It’s not my fault for looking like this. A bad m..f.. told me this is because of my family tree, but none of my relatives had fuchsia ass, like mine.
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Innie Minnie Miny Moe
- Innie Minnie Miny Moe
In which hand do I have a bow?
With a message for your friend,
Written by your own right hand?
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Sales Monster
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I Can Bend Paper
- You can write a message on, I’ll hold it for you like this:
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Bran Tourist
- I’m getting cold, I see the light, I’m entering the tunnel! Revenge me!! Don’t let that sucker unpunished….that basta…r… Mmm, I smell fresh blood, yummy!
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Agent Orange
- Agent Orange at your service, Sir! Eagle eye, black belt, no vice, no family duty, don’t let the orange give you other first impression, Sir!
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It Was This Big, Man!
- It was THIS big, man! But I threw the laser lasso, and caught it riight when it was trying to jump into the depressurization chamber!
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